i-effed-it-all-up:

do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was

deathtodickens:

That time I realized my job would consist of the same conversations if I worked in Defiance.

webgeekist:

salamadersaurus-rex:

webgeekist:

racethewind10:

rachel skarsten in fifty shades of shame grey (x)

  phoenix-cry

noooo my little Valkyrie WHAT R U DOING

Yeeeeeah because she doesn’t look like Rosalie at ALLLLL.

No but what if what actually happens is Rachel’s character just goes “Lady in the flowered shirt whose name I’ve never bothered to learn - through this door is an abusive egomaniac with creepy hair and a penchant for googling BDSM and taking tips from the first available, ill-informed sensationalist article. If you go in you’ll have to live out the rest of this crappy movie and ten years from now it’ll be one of those shitty 50p DVD’s you pick up from the second hand shop because your only other option is a china teapot and a Jeffrey Archer novel.”

And the nice lady in the flowered shirt shakes her hand, says “thank you for your concern, Ms Valkyrie, can you please point me in the direction of a job where I don’t have to humiliate and belittle myself in the name of badly written Twilight porn?”

"Sure, down that corridor, turn left and straight on until Canada."

And then the rest of the Lost Girl cast welcomes her with open arms the end.

omg I WISH this were, in fact, what was going to happen.

deathtodickens:

First time off the diving board by herself (that Moms know about anyway). Uncle Pete is at the ready. This little one is fearless.

Dickens will have nothing to do with pool time.

diva-gonzo:

smartaleckette:

What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x)

'Puffs - doing it right for centuries.

nuttydame:

        

OO OO SOMEONE WROTE A THING ABOUT IT.

btw the whole movie is on YouTube.  It was uploaded with a potato, but

.

deathtodickens:

Sick kids make for tired parents make for sick and tired kitties.

mulder:

scully:

MULDER

SCULLY

▣ THEME
Updates

Watching: Warehouse 13